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Kondomless Klown King Tristan Thompson Kries Krocodile Tears To Khloé Over Infant Indiscretion, Apologizes For Rampant Raw Doggery https://t.co/dvBeuiLIfE pic.twitter.com/SJuc7x9Mtr
— Bossip (@Bossip) January 4, 2022
2022 was a Golden Corral buffet of shenanigans in the multiverse of madness, messy mayhem, and Elon Musk.
It was a year of more Nick Cannon babies and low vibrational plates courtesy of ‘Top Network Marketer, Entrepreneur, and Investor’ Stormy Wellington who shattered social media with her finger-lickin’ foolery.
In the now-infamous video, Wellington can be seen chastising her ‘friend/mentee’ Tammy Price over her ‘”low vibrational” plate loaded to the brim with a hamburger, hotdog, corn, and baked beans.
‘I’m the visionary,’ said Wellington while pointing her freshly licked fingers at Price’s plate. “I’m the leader. I would never eat a plate that looks like this. You couldn’t pay me a million dollars to eat like this. It’s low vibrational…
I’m a queen… a queen plate don’t look like that… if we put these two plates together–who’s royalty? They will say this person *points at her own plate with a smattering of shrimp, chicken wings, and corn before pointing her glistening finger back at Price’s plate — ‘that’s a hoodrat.”
Naturally, Twitter DRAGGED Wellington over the ridiculous video that racked up 4 million views over the weekend
She sucked all that bbq sauce off her fingers then had the AUDACITY to say to her friend her plate says “hood rat” 😭😭😭🙄 Coach Stormy is a fucking joke 😩😂😂😂😂
— The Unholy Trinity 😈 (@Cococity_) October 2, 2022
Aside from ‘Coach’ Stormy’s sauce-slurping clownery, there were countless breakups, medium-breakups, and hour-long breakups in Hollyweird that shook up the internet every other day.
Overall, 2022 was a variety platter of WTFery with a slap heard ’round the world, Paula Patton‘s world-famous ‘fried chicken,’ Beyoncé dropping off an album and skrrting off, and Caresha’s romantical Diddyship that had fans/haters in a chokehold.
What was your fave BOSSIP headline of 2022? Tell us down below and enjoy ALL of the BEST BOSSIP headlines of the year on the flip.
Kondomless Klown King Tristan Thompson Kries Krocodile Tears To Khloé Over Infant Indiscretion, Apologizes For Rampant Raw Doggery https://t.co/dvBeuiLIfE pic.twitter.com/SJuc7x9Mtr
— Bossip (@Bossip) January 4, 2022
That’s That THIQUE: Girth Gawd Winston Duke Shatters Internet With Massive Man Yams; Lusty Fans Yearn To M’Bussit For M’Baku https://t.co/SbGYMTbPjx pic.twitter.com/SN6gYS0gq1
— Bossip (@Bossip) November 16, 2022
Boom! Shake The Room: Will Smith Leaves Fresh Prints On Chris Rock’s Face At The Oscars For Bringing The Pain To Jada Pinkett https://t.co/DtoedfjfOC pic.twitter.com/cYnrSnjcVt
— Bossip (@Bossip) March 28, 2022
Slap Survivor Chris Rock To Make History As First Comedian To Perform Live On Netflix https://t.co/hkaTnIdOSa pic.twitter.com/oMaDTBwwX1
— Bossip (@Bossip) November 13, 2022
#Verzuz: Mario Sings Circles Around Cringey-Crooning, Watermoochie-Munching Omarion In Chaotic R&Beatdown, Sparks Hilarious Chaos https://t.co/M4f1TKWvdX pic.twitter.com/SS747GpNtV
— Bossip (@Bossip) June 24, 2022
Charlotte Russe Music: Drake Delivers Oontz Oontz Tunes On Surprise Album ‘Honestly, Nevermind,’ Gets Dragged By His Tender Braidlettes https://t.co/hf1e8ef0BO pic.twitter.com/kpKgyoZChk
— Bossip (@Bossip) June 17, 2022
No Awkountability: Awkwafina Quits Twitter In Notes App Non-Apology For Blaccent, Twitter Drags Her By The Minstrel Moniker https://t.co/7zPXkbaR9L pic.twitter.com/7LYTJTgs4I
— Bossip (@Bossip) February 6, 2022
Pastor Mike Todd Psalms Swipes Leviticus Loogies Across Parishioner’s Face, Mucus Ministry Criticism Commences https://t.co/G1sovoRagR pic.twitter.com/H8AR0VQENQ
— Bossip (@Bossip) January 17, 2022
Cake-Clappalonians: Beyoncé Blesses The Hive With Wobbledy-Wobbly Twerk Anthem ‘Church Girl,’ Sparks Hip-Rolling Heathenry Across Social Media https://t.co/1UOCAfLuRn pic.twitter.com/j5s2ORME4k
— Bossip (@Bossip) July 29, 2022
‘Mashed Potato’ Clump Corniness: Comedian Aries Spears Body Shames Lizzo, Gets Dragged To Ashy Abyss https://t.co/AA9EjAeG0p pic.twitter.com/tW1h3tZgyH
— Bossip (@Bossip) August 28, 2022
Born-Wealthy White Billionaire Tells Poor Women To ‘Get Your F****** A** Up And Work,’ Gets Dragged Back To Her Beverly Hills Bassinet https://t.co/TRsUMDQAZs pic.twitter.com/ZdQSbqF9RD
— Bossip (@Bossip) March 10, 2022
Finger-Lickin’ Foolery: Stormy Wellington Gets Dragged To The Ashy Abyss Over ‘Low Vibrational’ Cookout Plate Video https://t.co/0VKN3ytNeI pic.twitter.com/tF179KnRX2
— Bossip (@Bossip) October 3, 2022
Jason Derulo Involved In Tik-Tok Tussle With Hecklers Mistaking Him For Usher, Beats The ‘Let It Burn’ Brakes Off Them https://t.co/OkJi6mXRcz pic.twitter.com/G5Wa1k5Tdn
— Bossip (@Bossip) January 4, 2022
Watermoochie-Munching O’Ryan Sends Fans Into Freaknasty Frenzy Over Naked Jumpeen Jacks Video https://t.co/q4lC9qO2rr pic.twitter.com/MhfrKyY1Ds
— Bossip (@Bossip) July 13, 2022
Fans Think London On Da Track Is Smashing Shenseea’s Yardie Yams To Smithereens, Urge Tantalizing Ting To Run https://t.co/6cp0PDV9a9 pic.twitter.com/LGlboyGAJx
— Bossip (@Bossip) March 16, 2022
Keke Thee Wagon-Draggin’ Stallion Makes That Thang ThunderCLAP In Viral Clip, Sets Off Strong Gusts Of Twerk Wind Across Social Media https://t.co/7NbeT2o5gp pic.twitter.com/d16ggYbSvG
— Bossip (@Bossip) October 4, 2022
Bawk! Bawk! Chicken Hands: The Internet Cares Naught As Khloe Kardashian Cryptically Cries Out Amid Tristan Thompson’s Latest Trollopy Tryst https://t.co/UC8Hoa5zpV pic.twitter.com/dlU5ErW59C
— Bossip (@Bossip) January 28, 2022
Queen Elizabeth II Dies At 96, Clotted Cream Critics Are Already Bigotly Blaming Meghan Markle https://t.co/05uhV2QKsr pic.twitter.com/iTXnDymKH0
— Bossip (@Bossip) September 8, 2022
Aunty??? Michael Jordan Delicately Dribbles Mary J. Blige’s ‘Power Book II’ Cakes In Viral Clip, Zeke-Like Confusion Commences https://t.co/0w09uOj1f7 pic.twitter.com/kvWkOFmVAS
— Bossip (@Bossip) February 22, 2022
#DemDragons: ‘Game Of Thrones’ Prequel ‘House Of The Dragon’ Premieres Three Years After Bran The Bamboozler Scammed Everybody For The Crownhttps://t.co/1sFyyXyZB7 pic.twitter.com/J4sgiqNNm3
— Bossip (@Bossip) August 22, 2022
Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat! Jocular Jock Robert Griffin III Jeered Over Unjustifiable Use Of ‘Jigaboo’ On Live TV https://t.co/cTsJSjDzNB pic.twitter.com/214Oy9sP0J
— Bossip (@Bossip) December 13, 2022
B2K Bummer: Messiest Reactions To Leaked Videos Of Lil Fizz Tugging His Fizzle Pop https://t.co/4OtTkCYbX5 pic.twitter.com/q5yQQv4BQg
— Bossip (@Bossip) February 11, 2022
Horny Hollyweirdo Cara Delevingne Stalks Megan Thee Stallion At Billboard Music Awards, Makes The Entire Internet Uncomfortable https://t.co/wUCp7TTSq9 pic.twitter.com/vDpogf2Fon
— Bossip (@Bossip) May 17, 2022
January 6: Today Marks 1 Year Since Seditious Soup Cookies And Weaponized Wheat Thins Waged Woefully WASP-y War And Radicalized Ritz-Flavored Riots At The Capitol https://t.co/quIEZwTqyZ pic.twitter.com/znDjVfjs1L
— Bossip (@Bossip) January 6, 2022
Nauseous 🎶Clout 🎶Fooood 🎶: Paula Patton Punished Profusely Over Improperly Prepared Poultry, Unwashed Uproar Usurps Ubiquitous Black Bylaw https://t.co/hZpKrURMAH pic.twitter.com/ToW1TtYGJm
— Bossip (@Bossip) April 5, 2022
Here, Damn! Ashanti Tosses A Crumb Of Attention At Irv Gotti On Diddy’s ‘Gotta Move On’ Remix: ‘It’s Giving Obsessed’ https://t.co/t85CinUW5q pic.twitter.com/YCHM3FOeZj
— Bossip (@Bossip) October 11, 2022
The Buckaroo Is Mine: Monica Had ‘Em Hootin’ & Hollerin’ At The CMT Music Awards https://t.co/hmthM01EqW pic.twitter.com/lrH0EzOO3i
— Bossip (@Bossip) April 13, 2022
Brazilian Bombshell Anitta Shakes Her Soul-Snatching Cakes At VMAs, Trends Worldwide https://t.co/LtCNMjHrgw pic.twitter.com/EjUSfYW4ft
— Bossip (@Bossip) August 31, 2022
Fertility Far From Finished: Ubiquitous Baby Daddy Nick Cannon Admits He’s Expecting Multiple Kids After Cursory Celibacy Journey https://t.co/9J0N6sp7Ig pic.twitter.com/zrNZELgXXK
— Bossip (@Bossip) June 7, 2022
IN 4K! Woefully Withering WASP Mitch McConnell Devilishly Distinguishes “African Americans” From “Americans”, Black Folks Usher Him To The Bottom Of A Timberland Boot https://t.co/HoTRQ72ZZW pic.twitter.com/wvdEVWTMw0
— Bossip (@Bossip) January 21, 2022
Crystal Renay Slaps Ne-Yo With Divorce Papers, Claims Fedora’d Philanderer Fathered Seed With Sidechick https://t.co/QWOfOQ4g6X pic.twitter.com/NKxXDBxTVa
— Bossip (@Bossip) August 5, 2022
A Serious M-M-Matter: Rick Ross Exudes Extravagance With A Splash Of Splendor On Upcoming Single Cover; Peppermints & Released Doves Abound https://t.co/6g9SLYcjRf pic.twitter.com/gdgVHLOXVh
— Bossip (@Bossip) November 6, 2021
Hate Me Now? 21 Savage Speaks Ill-Matic Of Rap Icon Nas Calling Him ‘Irrelevant’, Must Be Infected With King’s Disease https://t.co/d0hh8gc318
— Bossip (@Bossip) November 15, 2022
Call, Carlos King! The Internet Thinks Martell Holt’s #LAMH Humping Shereé Whitfield To September, Spring—Summer Smithereens https://t.co/8FaFkt15Hf pic.twitter.com/PbLa7F05mH
— Bossip (@Bossip) July 20, 2022
B7??? CHLÖE COLLAB?? Gas Money Giveaway?? Beyoncé Seemingly Signals Upcoming Surprise, Sends The Hive Scampering Into Formation https://t.co/64SxcPIRG6 pic.twitter.com/almEXf0di2
— Bossip (@Bossip) June 10, 2022
For unknown reasons, a Canadian rapper decided to messily make a mockery of a woman’s assault claims on his new project. https://t.co/xgkM0zTPNG
— Bossip (@Bossip) November 4, 2022
Back To Back Babies: Unserious Serial Inseminator Tristan Thompson And Khloé Kardashian Welcome Second Baby Months After Infant Indiscretion With Maralee Nichols https://t.co/GtE53yMCIE pic.twitter.com/eV998MCgXf
— Bossip (@Bossip) August 6, 2022
Cat Got Your Tact? Zoë Kravitz Haughtily Harangues Will Smith For Slapping Chris Rock, Gets DRAGGED For Past Purrrvy ‘Preying’ On Jaden Smith https://t.co/DnPhZjMquc pic.twitter.com/9v8ilweE6p
— Bossip (@Bossip) March 30, 2022
DaBackstage DeBacle: DaBaby Squares Up With His Own Artist, Allegedly Beats DaBarrettes Off Rapper Wisdom [VIDEO] https://t.co/qhYIQea9QG pic.twitter.com/eKRJVMNNzb
— Bossip (@Bossip) April 23, 2022
Good, Be Mad: Lizzo Triggers 4 Scores Of Salty Soup Cookies For Playing Slave-Owning President James Madison’s Precious Crystal Flute https://t.co/BlskGIRTpF pic.twitter.com/dkjDYaWmI1
— Bossip (@Bossip) September 30, 2022
Polygamy Papi: Drake Marries 23 Women In ‘Falling Back’ Video Featuring Konstant Kardashian Kheater Tristan Thompson https://t.co/qusitCLq2N pic.twitter.com/Za2IAFpTx7
— Bossip (@Bossip) June 17, 2022
You Know How Ridicky It Get: Lamar Odom To Square Off Against Faux-V-O Doppelgänger “Fake Drake” In Celebrity Boxing Match, You Betting On L.O. or Decertified Cover Boy? https://t.co/CzIlQXexEG pic.twitter.com/y5dywUHb2z
— Bossip (@Bossip) July 13, 2022
Sought After Sperm Sprayer: Nick Cannon Claims He Wears Two Condoms During Sex With New Women –‘They Wanna Become My Baby Mama Too!’ https://t.co/4vuWSoEP2x pic.twitter.com/irZKNxeSoL
— Bossip (@Bossip) February 18, 2022
