Funniest, Wildest & Messiest BOSSIP Headlines Of 2023

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2023
was
another
Golden
Corral
buffet
of
premium
shenanigans
from
Pound
Town
to
Montgomery,
Alabama
where
Ancestrally-Charged
African-American
Avengers

dragged
anglo-aggressors
into
the
alabaster
abyss
during
the
now-infamous
“Fade
In
The
Water.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

pic.twitter.com/2TrEnl31GR

—
Sweet,
kind,
gregarious,
and
lots
of
fun
(@Are_Ohh_Bee)

August
7,
2023

There
was
chair-swangin’
and
pain-brangin’
everywhere
during
the
chaotic
scene
that
immediately
blew
up
the
whole
entire
internet.

this
view
is
crazy
😭😭😭

pic.twitter.com/0U5B0iyvp2

—
Menace
²
Society
(@kingtrelll)

August
7,
2023

Easily
the
greatest
moment
of
2023,
the
now-infamous
“Riverboat
Rumble”
stirred
up
HILARIOUS
jokes,
memes,
and
commentary
in

yet
another
example
of
Black
Twitter
being
the
epicenter
of
entertainment.

LMAOOOOO

pic.twitter.com/jo2CWs59EI

—
Misty
Miss
T
(@TayTfromTN)

August
7,
2023

Me
making
my
way
down
the
Delaware
River
to
help
the
niggas
in
Alabama

pic.twitter.com/8v4d8lMhWS

—
someswaggt
(@someswaggt)

August
7,
2023

I
go
on
fb
and
😭😭😭

pic.twitter.com/1TVMUx1EBb

—
✨
Bishop
Tiddy
Cakes
🍑
✨
(@Taurus_Groove)

August
7,
2023

It
was
a
year
of
SkeeYees,
super
freaky
pop-pops,

shiny

Renaissance
fabrics,
and
the
hoaxiest
hoax
of
all
hoaxes
committed
by
Cheez-It-dusted
viral
villain

Carlee
Russell.

Source:
Hoover
Police
Department

After
days
of
confusion
and

public
scrutiny,
Russell
admitted
that
she
was
not
abducted
after
“stopping
to
check
on
a
baby
walking
alone.”

There
was
no
baby
on
Alabama’s
Interstate
I459
and
the
entire
thing
was
described
as
an
“elaborate”
hoax

Russell’s
attorney,
Emory
Anthony,
sent
a
statement
to
Hoover
Police
Chief
Nick
Derzis
confirming
that
her
kidnapping
was
a
farce.

“Dear
Chief
Derzis,
my
client
has
given
me
permission
to
make
the
following
statement
on
her
behalf:
There
was
no
kidnapping
on
July
13,
2023.
My
client
did
not
see
a
baby
on
the
side
of
the
road.
My
client
did
not
leave
the
Hoover
area
when
she
was
identified
as
a
missing
person.
My
client
did
not
have
any
help
in
this
incident,
but
this
was
a
single
act
done
by
herself,’’
Anthony
wrote
according
to

AL.com.

Russell
was
eventually

found
guilty
of
two
misdemeanor
crimes,
false
reporting
to
law
enforcement
authorities,
and
falsely
reporting
an
incident
with
the
judge
recommending
that
she
pay
$18,000
in
restitution
and
spend
six
months
in
jail
per
charge
for
a
total
of
one
year.

Carlee
Russell
when
she
found
out
her
disappearance
made
national
headlines.

pic.twitter.com/TtZBLAohYT

—
Chess
(@Chessecuh)

July
19,
2023

Overall,
2023
was
a
charcuterie
platter
of
WTFery
with

Kelis
(reportedly)
bringing
her
milkshake
to

Bill
Murray‘s
yard,
krusty
Karens
Karening
around
town,
and

Jada
Pinkett
Smith

telling
ALL
of
her
business
(EVERY
BIT
OF
IT)
to
anyone
who
would
listen.

What
was
your
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BOSSIP
headline
of
2023?
Tell
us
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and
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ALL
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the
BEST
BOSSIP
headlines
of
the
year
on
the
flip.

#FadeInTheWater:
Ancestrally-Charged
African-American
Avengers
Administered
Anguish
To
Arrogant
Anglo-Saxons
At
Montgomery
Riverfront,
Bud
Light
Bullies
Beaten
To
FAAFO
Pulp

https://t.co/agkPsIq2qe

pic.twitter.com/EGOWWLuYm0

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

August
7,
2023

#RiverfrontRumble:
Black
Twitter
Explodes
Over
Soul-Stirring
Saltine
Smackdown
In
Montgomery,
Drags
Anglo-Aggressors
Into
Alabaster
Abyss

https://t.co/8eceId2E0e

pic.twitter.com/yvT5U7QYRk

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

August
7,
2023

Cardi
B
Defends
TikToker
Keith
Lee’s
Atlanta
Restaurant
Reviews
After
He
Causes
Cuisine
Commotion
Around
Hookah
&
Hennessy
Wing
Soaked
City

https://t.co/pqiqp6s00W

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

October
30,
2023

Lust
In
Translation:
Kelis’
Mouthwatering
Milkshake
Brings
Ghostbuster
Grandad
Bill
Murray
To
The
Yard,
Senior
Citizen
Swirl
Sparks
Kaleidoscope
Confusion

https://t.co/tvYrXPstwx

pic.twitter.com/5nPQmfsDdj

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

June
9,
2023

Jonathan
Majors
&
His
Handy-Dandy
Huckleberry
Hat
Break
Up
‘Fight’
In
Suspected
PR
Stunt,
Spark
Hilarious
Hysteria

https://t.co/IEXvLowFT2

pic.twitter.com/KE82Nwmv5n

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

September
15,
2023

Mugshot
Makin’
MAGA:
Devious
Ding-A-Ling
Donald
Trump
Indicted
For
Doling
Out
Dollars
To
Downplay
Dirty
Dalliances
With
Stormy
Daniels
During
Election

https://t.co/0O9hnUHUxW

pic.twitter.com/qiGQUpJLOY

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

March
30,
2023

From
Demon
Time
To
Prison
Time:
Loquacious
Leprechaun
Tory
Lanez
Sentenced
To
10
Years
In
Prison
For
Shooting
Megan
Thee
Stallion,
Gnome
Gone
Till
2033,
Hotties
Condemn
Convicted
Canadian,
Call
It
A
‘Victory’

https://t.co/8ahzKDlqAT

pic.twitter.com/9PPeZ0Ez5N

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

August
8,
2023

Boy,
If
You
Don’t…Darius
Jackson
Trends
After
Blasting
Bangin’
Baby
Mama
Keke
Palmer’s
Poppin’
Usher
Residency
Dress,
Dweebly
Doubles
Down
On
Misogynistic
Messiness
While
Twitter
Urges
Him
To
Clock
Back
Into
Daddy
Daycare

https://t.co/Y3kYNJFsvp

pic.twitter.com/BSpaKMUIQy

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

July
6,
2023

Plot
Twist
In
Pound
Town:
Social
Media
Explodes
Over
Sexyy
Red’s
Pregnancy
Announcement,
Jokes
About
Potential
Pappy
Of
Her
SkeeYee
Seed

https://t.co/spNoaS3HzK

pic.twitter.com/ot1784tspG

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

October
15,
2023

Super
Freaky
Grandpa???
Suspected
Horny
Hive
Member
Richard
Lawson
Trends
Over
Alleged
Twitter
Likes
Amid
Tina
Knowles-Lawson
Divorce,
Emerges
As
Potential
Mayor
Of
Pound
Town

https://t.co/E3Uofv8nLp

pic.twitter.com/r6kZQJV1lm

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

July
27,
2023

Black
Twitter
DRAGS
Perturbed
Pappy
Darius
Jackson
To
Incel
Hell
For
Shading
Baby
Mama
Keke
Palmer’s
Usher
Residency
Dress

https://t.co/LOgGTRf4Nq

pic.twitter.com/KXGLHfVoIL

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

July
6,
2023

Under
The
Conspira-sea:
Stay-At-Home
Dependent
DDG
Disparagingly
Hints
He
Wanted
To
‘Ruin’
Halle
Bailey’s
Career,
Twitter
Trashes
‘Famous’ly
‘Failed
Rapper’s’
‘Little
Mermaid’
Malice

https://t.co/is9ITs9QHk

pic.twitter.com/qWJRQXxIXh

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

July
15,
2023

‘Single
AF’
Nia
Long
Cougar
Canoodles
With
Watermoochie
Whisperer
Omarion
At
‘You
People’
Premiere,
Sparks
Hysteria

https://t.co/ilU6wFu3g9

pic.twitter.com/nrUF2QIjAe

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

January
21,
2023

Geaux
’Head
With
That
Bull$#!t:
Caucasian-Coddler-In-Chief
Jill
Biden
Invites
Caitlin
Clark’s
Losing
Iowa
Team
To
Tag-A-Long
With
LSU
At
Winner’s
White
House
Visit,
People
Poo-Poo
Pathetic
Participatory
Pat
On
The
Butt

https://t.co/xWfUY8yBoW

pic.twitter.com/AgroQXCsGx

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

April
4,
2023

Erica
Mena
is
learning
the
hard
way
that
one
“monkey”
can
stop
two
shows
after
ALLBLK
fired
her
from
Hush
for
racist
slurs
against
Spice
on

#LHHATL.

https://t.co/WQ45XFABzJ

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

September
9,
2023

Aggravated
Ankhty
India.Arie
Sparks
Backlash
After
Clutching
Cowry
Shells
Over
Megan
Thee
Stallion
&
Janelle
Monae’s
ESSENCE
Encouragement
Of
Primetime
P-Poppery

https://t.co/cA8GWxOWoC

pic.twitter.com/8BM0MFzNMQ

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

July
5,
2023

Das
A
Black
KANG:
Drawls
Devastator
Jonathan
Majors
Exposes
His
Cake
Conquering
Physique
For
Exquisitely
Erotic
EBONY
Cover,
Causes
Cat
Calls
From
MmmmmCU
Fans

https://t.co/RFEH667PW0

pic.twitter.com/YWe2lRj7IO

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

February
7,
2023

Expecto
Bruhtronem:
‘The
American
Society
Of
Magical
Negroes’
Trailer
Conjures
Up
Commotion
Across
Social
Media

https://t.co/X8jg2G70Ka

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

December
16,
2023

Strictly
4
My
R.I.G.G.A.Z.:
MAGA
Magnate
Donald
Trump
Makes
Prisoner
Pilgrimage
To
Miscreant
Mecca
For
Machiavellian
Mugshot

https://t.co/suBexakhla

pic.twitter.com/FqXh5ZPbgb

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

August
25,
2023

That’s
That
THIQUE:
Chlöe
Bailey
Sets
Off
Massive
Thirst
Typhoon
With
Tropical
Glazed
YAMS
On
The
Gram

https://t.co/rmsgYQmZ25

pic.twitter.com/AAmINcYSRf

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

October
11,
2023

Super
Freaky
Pop-Pop:
Smokey
Robinson
Is
Pulling
Bloomers
To
The
Side
On
Lusty
New
’GASMS’
Album,
Teases
Seasoned
Bussit
Ballads

https://t.co/AaygmZeB3u

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

February
2,
2023

Bang
Bruv
Damson
Idris
Smashes
Chlöe’s
Cakes
To
Smithereens
In
Streaming
‘Swarm’
Series,
Sparks
Horny
Hysteria
Across
Ni’Jah’s
Internet

https://t.co/rj3n9Z977O

pic.twitter.com/2AHpZWqfR6

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

March
17,
2023

Thicker
Than
Oxtail
Gravy:
SZA
Shows
Off
Her
Colossal
Ctrl
Cakes,
BBLows
Up
The
Gram

https://t.co/rktGmmR0R5

pic.twitter.com/4anrDW8eYZ

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

January
4,
2023

#LipstickLover:
Janelle
Monáe
Tiddays
Tremendously
In
Cinematic
Aphrodisiac,
Leaves
Fans
Buzzing
Over
Buxom
Baddie
Buffet
In
Pleasure
Paradisehttps://t.co/iIKhXzretj

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

May
12,
2023

AmeriKKKa’s
Most
Taunted:
Ice
Cube
Takes
Tucker
Carlson
On
Ride
Along
To
Kiki
Over
Anti-Vaxx
Adoration,
Today
Was
A
Bad
Day

https://t.co/b7E4yGkP94

pic.twitter.com/Du6wDQQ7LE

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

July
26,
2023

Heinously
Haram:
Quran-Quotin’
Qaren
“Raquel
Evita
Saraswati”
Outed
By
Her
Mom
As
Aggrieved
Anglo-Saxon
Activist
Rachel
Elizabeth
Seidel,
“She’s
As
White
As
Driven
Snow”

https://t.co/aZ5u7MWSc2

pic.twitter.com/Pwojnfka2s

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

March
2,
2023

Stranger
THANGS:
Jamie
Foxx,
John
Boyega
&
Teyonah
Parris
Uncover
Government
C-O-N-Spiracy
In
Trippy
Trailer
For
’They
Cloned
Tyrone’https://t.co/NU8EGX43Jx

pic.twitter.com/e6zc6VibjI

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

June
18,
2023

Comfortable
In
Her
Skin:
Kyla
Pratt
Gets
Criticized
By
Poor
Unfortunate
Souls
Over
Casual
Outfit
At
’The
Little
Mermaid’
World
Premiere

https://t.co/4r2uf2w0PB

pic.twitter.com/gz5sw3t50a

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

May
10,
2023

DaBlackballed
DaBaby
Regrets
How
He
Handled
The
DaBacklash
After
Gay-Bashing
Rant:
‘I’m
Not
A
Bad
Person’

https://t.co/iKhbqvaUlJ

pic.twitter.com/eeXZbHwC7M

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

May
6,
2023

Bladder
Banter:
Yung
Miami
Makes
Flabbergasting
Freak-A-Leak
Golden
Showers
Confession
On
Podcast,
‘Pee
Diddy’
Discussions
Drip
Down
Timelines

https://t.co/IQcFNGooot

pic.twitter.com/km8SmSB3E7

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

January
20,
2023

‘Oh
Yeahhh,
Fo’
Shiz,
Fo’
Shiz,
Ginuwiiiine!’
(Caucasian)
Michelle
Williams
Imitates
Justin
Timberlake’s
Alabaster
AAVEcent
In
HILARIOUS
Audiobook
Clip
From
Britney
Spears
Memoir,
Shatters
Social
Media

https://t.co/PLqQG0awSL

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

October
25,
2023

Gnome
More
Drama:
Twitter
Reacts
To
Tory
Lanez
&
His
Wiglette
Being
Sentenced
To
10
Years
For
Shooting
Megan
Thee
Stallion

https://t.co/XuPztkpEb9

pic.twitter.com/IeKlqqYcUD

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

August
9,
2023

Don’t
Be
A
Menace:
Social
Media
Slaps
The
Living
Color
Out
Of
Marlon
Wayans
For
Headass
Hot
Take
About
Montgomery
Melee

https://t.co/74unbrzEfS

pic.twitter.com/EdrNoiZvPn

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

August
7,
2023

Where
There’s
Smoke…
Kimora
Lee
Simmons
And
Her
Kids
Are
‘Fine’
Following
House
Fire
But
Social
Media
Suspects
A
Bad
Boy
Behind
The
Blaze

https://t.co/Wzd22hNKBj

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

December
4,
2023

YEWNIQUE!
A
Gallery
Of
BAElien
Superstars,
Fashion
Supernovas
&
Cosmic
Cowgirls
Who
Slayyyed
At
Beyoncé’s
‘Renaissance’
World
Tour,
Vol.
3

https://t.co/SfpmncvIqL

pic.twitter.com/HiUOHVnkoy

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

October
4,
2023

Fly,
Pannies,
Fly!
Eagles
Quarterbae
Jalen
Hurts
Gets
Bombarded
With
Soggy
ePannies
On
His
Way
To
Super
Bowl

https://t.co/fsrmPEBchl

pic.twitter.com/c0e4vHloBJ

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

January
31,
2023

Miles
Morales
Faces
Off
Against
Fifty’leven
Spider-People
In
Latest
’Spider-Man:
Across
The
Spider-Verse’
Trailer

https://t.co/Z2zmduB06u

pic.twitter.com/KXXCy61c1I

—
Bossip
(@Bossip)

April
5,
2023

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